Thursday, April 09, 2009

Easter Eggs...Kinda

So yesterday, when I went off on my tangent, I actually started my post to tell you about two different things...both having to do with eggs in a weird way.

First, this guy has ended up being very handy. In an attempt to boost my "good egg" production, I am on fabulous fertility shots. They make you feel super. I promise. Well, I have to take them at the same time every night (7:15), and being the social butterfly I am, I don't tend to be home around then. So...I have taken to toting my needles and medicine around with me in my sassy new Vera bag. I thought there may be an issue when I took it into the ballpark the other day, but nobody said anything. Maybe I don't have that junkie look about me. Or maybe they were afraid I would get them with a dirty needle. Either way, I was good to go. At any rate, I would like to declare myself "Sassily Infertile."

Onto the next discussion: The Ped Egg. Oh yes, I bought one. And it really did work really well! Ever since the 3Day, my feet have just been terrible, and as Katie and Kristin can attest to, the pedicure technicians (is that what you call them?) tend to bust out the gloves and acid when they see me coming. I can't justify getting a pedicure right now (fertility shots do not go on sale...ever), so I bought a Ped Egg. If you don't want a mental image of what came off of my feet then you should stop reading now. Because when I emptied that thing I had a big ol' hand full of skin sand. That's a technical term. And don't worry...I washed my hands.

So...that's it. Much better than Easter eggs...right?

5 comments:

The Lewis Family said...

I have GOT to see this in person. That little infomercial makes me laugh every single time when they crack the real egg on the foot.... Can you also order the bump it and tell me if it works too. I like that infomercial also:)

brooke said...

I have terrible feet too! Did you buy your ped egg online?? I need one...

Kyle & Michele said...

I agree!!! I love my Ped Egg. I had the driest heels ever and they are now nice and smooth. Thank you, Ped Egg. Amazing.

Amy said...

Hey Amanda, I am just seeing you are going through infertility treatments! Your story sounds SO familiar. Did Jessica tell you about me taking my shots at youth camp! We had to leave just as invitation started every night to go shoot up. It was kind of ironic. Then I went to the movies one night and made sure we sat away from everyone so I could do the shot during the movie. I totally know what you mean about carrying your needles around. I have more funny needle stories if you want to hear them. Email me! www.amy.mcchesney@gmail.com

The Walkers said...

hahaha i think that is a great use for your new Vera Bag and I have always wondered about the Ped Egg...and don't worry a months ago a lady so used glvoes on me and I thought of you! ;)