Friday, April 20, 2012

My Swagger Wagon

Since I let the cat out of the bag, so to speak, the other day, I thought I would expound a little bit. I drive a minivan. I have since November. And I am a huge fan. See how I just sit inside it and ponder how much I love it?

When I think about my van, I think I feel like I would imagine a man in the middle of a mid-life crisis would feel about his new sports car. It's just the best thing ever. It makes me feel happy inside. I know minivans aren't exactly considered the height of middle class coolness, but ya'll. I really feel like the person who decided minivans weren't cool ruined the world for so many people. Shame on you, ma'am. Or sir. Or whoever. The world is missing out on all this awesomeness!

I mean, have you seen how much they can hold? And don't even get me started on the automatic sliding doors. They hold the key to my heart. And I am only kinda kidding.

PS: I'm pretty sure I am giving a thumbs up in this picture, but it kinda looks like I am thinking about picking up a hitchhiker, which I would probably never do. But if I wanted to pick up 7 of them and still have room for groceries, I could in my van. Just sayin'.



Rhonda said...

You're a dork!

Lauren Kate said...

I still don't get it {even with these magic sliding doors}, but I'll still be your SUV owner-for-life driving friend :-)

joeandjan said...

Check out "it's hard to be cool in a minivan." by the oak ridge boys. Of course that doesn't include YOUR minivan. It's way cool!