donde estan mis pantalones?

Through a very sad turn of events this weekend, my wardrobe has taken a severe hit. The dry cleaners, the people whom you trust to keep your clothes looking like new, lost my pants. And not just one pair. At this point, I am still trying to figure out exactly how many pairs I took, but it's not looking good.

You know, you hear about this kind of thing happening, but you just never expect it to happen to you. I feel so vulnerable right now.

Now, you may think that I could march right into the dry cleaners and demand payment, but unfortunately it's not that easy. Through a very convoluted and boring turn of events, we actually took the laundry bag to one cleaner, picked it up the next day (still dirty), and took it somewhere else. So, there is really nobody to point a finger at. But if I see some girl wearing my pants at the mall, I'm going to demand that she produce a receipt. Oh, it's on.

Baby, It's Hot Outside

Guess Who Was at the Ranger Game?

What's Wrong With Education in the US

When you are a teacher, everyone wants to tell you what is wrong with education today. Standardized testing usually ranks at the top of the list. It's pretty much a given that if you mention that you are a teacher, testing is going to come up.

But I don't think that's correct. I have my own theory of what is wrong. And the culprit may surprise you. The downfall of education as we know it? Blame it on The United States Mint.

Oh, I am quite serious. As a former 1st grade teacher, I can tell you that they are really messin' with the system. I mean, how are you supposed to teach students about coins and how to recognize them when they keep changing them up?

First, it was just the quarter. "Okay, people. The quarter is the largest coin, it has ridges on the sides, and it has an eagle on the back. Or a bear. Or horses. Or mountains. Or a fish. Or a lighthouse". You get the idea.


Now, though, it's getting worse. Have you seen the new pennies? Where did the Lincoln Memorial go? I like Abe's log cabin as much as the next girl, and I celebrated his 200th birthday with my students. But why do we have to keep mixing thing up?

I actually know the reason why. Collectors like it. It preserves our history, etc., etc. But tell that to the poor kid trying to tell the difference between a quarter and a nickel. It's harder than it looks.

By the way, if you happen to work for the US Mint, I don't seriously think you have ruined education as we know it. I actually quite like our educational system. And coins.

Book Trailers...More Fun than A Lot of Stuff

So you may not be super excited about today's post, but I thought I would show you what I did all day today. This is staff development week, so I am spending a lot of time learning lots of fun stuff. So, I learned how to make book trailers. They are just like movie trailers, but they are about...well...books. Thus the name. I thought I would post this one, since it is the first one I have ever made. Enjoy! Or don't. Whatever. (Warning: There's music.)