Here's to You

Here's to you methamphetamine dealers. Only you could have ruined the pharmacy system as we know it. We used to be able to go in, get what we need, and come out. Oh, but not anymore, you crazy dealers. Now we get to go in, find what we need, wait in line, request it, give our drivers license, fill out some forms, answer some questions about why we need the medicine, and even get a few suspicious looks from the pharmacy tech (maybe I was imagining that last one). So...way to go meth dealers. Maybe soon we could add in a background check when we buy Advil. If you could work on that for us, that would be great.